Shaun isn't quite able to keep from pulling a face. He's never had venison--or any kind of red meat--and he doesn't plan to start now, where it only might be safe. Or not. Who even knows in this crazy place.
"Uh. Pass, but thanks. Unless you have tofu jerky around here somewhere."
NEVER
"Uh. Pass, but thanks. Unless you have tofu jerky around here somewhere."